March 2012
1 post
February 2012
6 posts
papawhorecat: Ep. 14 - Our Most Successful Podcast →
I’m on this podcast. I am not proud of myself.
papawhorecat:
Hey there, babywhorekittens! I’m sure you’ve been wondering if we’re okay, since we’re 24 hours late in posting our newest episode, but worry not! We are okay, and we are… well, we’re okay.
In this soon to be infamous episode, we’re delighted by the company of our #1 littlest fan, Paul Detrick!…
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“I can’t get arrested tonight, I’m wearing boat shoes.”
– Me watch a girl fight in downtown LA.
January 2012
14 posts
Clothing: Goodbye Sliced Bread: Dress Pant... →
That’s it. I’m done.
Letting you easily go from the gym (or bed) to work without changing, Betabrand’s drab gray dress pants are actually made from comfortable terry cloth.
“It’s weird to have a stripper you know.”
– My friend Wes.
Dreams of Space (Old books about space now in blog... →
WatchHonestly, I don’t know why I like this video. I just do, and I can’t stop watching it for some reason. Perhaps because it is about pizza.
Say Something Funny...B*tch: Tuesday Meditations:... →
My friend Rebbecca Leib went to Paris Hilton’s house for a party. She took pictures and I have to say, I have never been more proud to have her as my friend.
saysomethingfunnybitch:
Spending the holidays with Paris Hilton is all it’s cracked up to be, you guys.
I know I haven’t written for a while, but it’s mostly because:
a. I’m too drunk on tuesdays
b. Tumblr sucks and my stuff won’t...
“We aren’t married and we have a full set of dishes.”
– My friend Serena on her recent engagement to my friend Jared.
“It feels good on my skin.”
– My friend Jared on Captain Morgan Tattoo.
December 2011
43 posts
Desiree Davila Can Do It! - Runner's World →
Damn, this was a good article. I love underdog stories.
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“Never ask when you’re at somebody’s house if you can pitch in and help. You just...”
– Mindy Kaling (via charstar)
This is great social courtesy advice, but I also see it as great life advice. Nobody is ever going to tell you to open a school, or to put up your own art gallery, or to start your own web series. Don’t ask anyone - just do it. (via tuesdayswithigor)
“I didn’t realize that needles get old.”
– My uncle Dean on Christmas Day.
Dear Ken Burns,
Your baseball documentary utilizes too much old timely piano music. We get it, it happened way back then.
-Paul
“Several such balls have dropped in southern Africa, Australia and Latin America...”
– Space ball drops in Namibia
I’m glad the greatest tool at the authorities’ disposal is a Google search.
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an...”
– John Steinbeck (via sweepingstatements)
WatchThis 60 Minutes piece isn’t funny at all. Please watch it.
“The show went on sale at noon on Saturday, December 10th. 12 hours later, we had...”
– Yeah, yeah Louie CK. But, one day we will all be playing to rooms full of robots.
Sales Figures From Louis C.K. (via youmightfindyourself)
Louie CK + NPR + Terry Gross = Paul Meth →